Review: Devil (the 2010 movie.)

Ok ladies and gents, i can now finally say I have reviewed a movie that didn’t get 5/5.

So anyway, Devil starts off as 5 people are trapped in an elevator, when suddenly some strange sh** starts going on, like the lights start flickering and the security cameras start malfunctioning and picking up random faces.

Of Satan.

So a Spanish security guard tell the detectives about a story his mother use to tell him when he was little, about Satan coming to earth to hide among it’s greatest sinners and punish them. And anyone who stood in his way died.

(what kind of mother tells a story Luke that to children?)

Anyway, the lights go out and somebody dies. Then they go out later, someone else dies. Then later, this cycle repeats. Until only 1 is left, and I’m going to tell you now, the person who is left is NOT Satan.

Angsley’s official rating:

“3.5/5″

Rant – people who leave thier gum in water fountains.

Maybe I’m not the only one who thinks that people who find the urge to spew their gum into water fountains is nucking fasty, (infact, I know for a fact I’m not the only one.) First of all, I’d like to present a few fine points.

• it’s gross. No one wants to stare at your gum while their drinking water. I mean, when your staring face down into a steel object that you’re drinking from, there isn’t a whole lot to stare at and your gum isn’t on my want list. So keep it in your mouth or a trashcan.

•It spreads germs. What if when you spit your gum some actual spit flies onto the drinking thing ma bobber? You know how gross that even SOUNDS?

I hope these points have made you paranoid and more aware of the nastiness. Infact, next time you see someone do this terrible action you’ll hit them upside the head with something heavy an sharp. Lol jk. Because if you do it, I’m not going to jail.

I strictly do not recommend hitting your friend on the head with something, unless it’ll be really funny.

My super awesome idea of epic proprotions.

So here’s my big idea- you ready? You sure? Ok.

I’m thinking of starting another blog, but this one, instead of a varying range of topics, this one will be about either travel ideas, (I know right, WTF?) or a blog where once a week or so I’ll post a chapter of a novel I’m writing. .

So please, if you have preferences then let me know and I’ll take it into consideration.

Angsley’s top summer read.

So as the last few days of summer tick away, I recount the awesome literature I’ve read over the last few months and I like to share them with you.

#1.

The 13.5 lives of Captain Bluebear.
By: Walter Moers.

This story is by far on the zaniest. It features lovable characters and a great storyline as fantastical as that of it’s counterpart, The Miraculous Adventures of Rumo, (also written by Walter Moers.) the story takes place in the fictional land of Zamonia where the protagonist encounters many outlandishly curious characters. As Bluebear makes his way to Atlantis, encountering Mini Pirates, Shark Grubs, trogotrolls, baloggs, and many more creatures of the Authors imagination. This book is suspenseful, and I thank the author for making it so long. I couldn’t stop reading, at all. Please, PLEASE, do yourself a favor and pick yourself up a copy today. Right now. Stop reading and go out the door and run to a bookstore and buy it. DO IT!

Angsley’s official rating:

**5/5**

If anyone reads this book and enjoys it, then please read the others in the series.

Tech no log gee

I now have a wordpress application for my iPhone, so I can now blog at anytime, anywhere. So you can expect to see more of me… Or read? Anyway, time for a topic.

How about technology?

Technology has evolved slowly over time to become what it is now. Just think, 30 years ago, if you were to start talking about ouch screen computers and phones, how many people wouldn’t call you nuts? But nowadays, we do have these things.

Infact, recently Peter molynuex announced the worlds very first cooperative and intelligent AI. it’s called Milo. Milo is a game for the new Microsoft Kinect. Milo can recognize faces, voices, movement, and tones.

Sounds like the beginning of skynet, right?

Infact, in 10 years I wouldn’t be to surprised if phone can also morph into motorcycles.

New things are coming out all the time. iPhone, iPhone 3G, iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4… What’s next?

Maybe things are going to fast. Maybe it’s a good thing.
What are you’re thoughts?

Image is of peter molynuex announcing Milo.

les beautés de la nature. c’est un crime pour eux de passer inaperçus.

For those of you sitting there and scrathing your head, the title means: The beauties of nature, it is a crime for them to go unnoticed. Quite litteraly, however, they go unnoticed and forgotten almost everyday by hundreds of thousands.

And by crime, I mean this-

there are 2 different kinds of crimes-
•crimes against man, which you most often hear about, which people get imprisioned for.
• crimes against nature, which is often unheard of. Like BP, when they let the oil spill happen, they committed a crime against nature.

You see, when people liter or do thing to hurt our precious planet, they are committing a crime. So please persevere our planet. Recycle. Because when you hurt mother earth, you’re also hurting yourself. And that’s a crime against man.

BP has finally fixed it self.

no, i dont mean they were castrated. i mean there doing good now.